Score: 7

"I should've seen it coming."

submission: Peach's Little Secret

date: November 9, 2006

Next time Princess (Prince?) Peach gets in a fix, I don't think Mario will save her. (Him? I'll just go with, "it.")

Score: 10

"Only zero is for violence."

submission: Gravity Pinball Challenge

date: October 15, 2006

One of the best games on NG that doesn't involve bloodshed, foul language, or any other adult matters. And the "Impossible Mode?" Pure genius.

Score: 10

"A cliffhanger."

submission: Xombie: Chapter 8

date: October 13, 2006

I can hardly wait to see what happens next.

Score: 10

"Disturbing, yet funny."

submission: FF3: Kefka Eats Babies!

date: October 10, 2006

Two pains out of the way. Hitler and Kefka. Had a good laugh.

Score: 10

"Glad I didn't place money on this fight."

submission: Black Mage vs Fighter

date: October 10, 2006

My only complaint is that either outcome was too short. Other than that, pretty good.

Score: 10

"And the moral of this story is...."

submission: Alucard's Creek Ep04

date: August 14, 2006

Don't peek on a girl who's packin' heat.

The Duck Hunt reference was funny as hell.

Score: 10

"That was fucked up."

submission: Castlevania SoTN Alt End

date: August 14, 2006

But still funny as hell, nonetheless.

Score: 10

"Wrong on so many levels."

submission: Castlevania SoTN Alt Pro

date: August 14, 2006

But that short was still funny as shit. (Pun unintended.)

Score: 10

"Those flea men were irritating."

submission: Castlevania: Wicked Child

date: July 24, 2006

Yeah, I know they weren't always flea men, but that's what the last bunch of Castlevanias called them. Anyway, this flash was pretty damn good.

Score: 10

"Funny story with a disturbing ending."

submission: The BINGE-er-bread Man

date: July 17, 2006

Makes me glad I'm not a cookie in a college dorm.