Score: 10

"True."

submission: Foamy's Rant III

date: September 22, 2004

This world would be a better place if they just got rid of those stupid fucking reality shows, like Fear Factor, where some douche eats cockroaches for $3000, or Survivor, which mixes the Weakest Link with Gilligan's Island. That was some bullshit, right there. In conclusion, Foamy hit the nail right on the head.

Score: 7

"Well, it works."

submission: Worlds Best Birth Control

date: September 21, 2004

Hey, at least it wasn't Lorena Bobbit.

Score: 10

"Foamy strikes again!"

submission: Coffee HOuse Propaganda

date: September 21, 2004

Who gives a rat's ass about image? Forget the cappuccino, just get me a 1-liter Faygo cola, and I'm good to go! And mad props for the cameo by Don Knotts and the mention of one of the greatest movies, out there-Freddy vs. Jason. Would've been on my list, but I could only place 3.

Score: 10

"Fuck the Atkins' Diet"

submission: FOAMY: Fat-kins DIet

date: September 21, 2004

Doesn't anyone watch the show, "Penn & Teller's Bulls---!" out there? They debunked this diet once, and Foamy, in this movie, has only enforced their claim. Eat your carbs, or you'll get f---ed up!